有誰(shuí)知道英語(yǔ)的幽默小故事？（最好短一點(diǎn)）

A
schoolteacher
used
to
take
a
short
nap
every
afternoon.
有一位老師每個(gè)下午都要打一下盹兒。
When
his
pupils
asked
him
why
he
did
so,
he
said
that
he
went
to
dreamland
to
meet
ancient
sages.
當(dāng)他的學(xué)生問(wèn)他是怎么回事時(shí)，他回答說(shuō)他到夢(mèng)境中去見(jiàn)古代的圣人了。
One
extremely
hot
day
some
of
his
pupils
fell
asleep
in
the
classroom_
When
the
school-teacher
chided
them,
they
said,
"We
went
to
meet
the
sages
in
dreamland."
有一天，天氣很熱，有幾個(gè)學(xué)生在教室里睡著了。當(dāng)這位老師斥責(zé)他們的時(shí)候，他們說(shuō)：“我們?nèi)?mèng)里見(jiàn)圣人了?！?br/>"What
did
they
say?"
demanded
the
teacher.
“他們說(shuō)什么了？”老師問(wèn)到。
"We
asked
them
if
a
school-
teacher
came
there
every
afternoon,
but
they
said
they
had
seen
no
such
person."
“我們問(wèn)他們是不是每天下午都有一個(gè)老師去他們那兒，但是他們說(shuō)沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)這個(gè)人?！?/div>