簡單幽默易學(xué)的相聲

幽默和花心是兩碼事


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如果男人不幽默,那多無趣呀,

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慢慢練習(xí)吧,急是急不來的,你也可以跟你女朋友說:你是不喜歡貧嘴,喜歡是實(shí)際行動來表達(dá)

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做到了,比說有用,

A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon.
有一位老師每個下午都要打一下盹兒。
When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient sages.
當(dāng)他的學(xué)生問他是怎么回事時，他回答說他到夢境中去見古代的圣人了。
One extremely hot day some of his pupils fell asleep in the classroom_ When the school-teacher chided them, they said, "We went to meet the sages in dreamland."
有一天，天氣很熱，有幾個學(xué)生在教室里睡著了。當(dāng)這位老師斥責(zé)他們的時候，他們說：“我們?nèi)衾镆娛ト肆恕！?br/>"What did they say?" demanded the teacher.
“他們說什么了？”老師問到。
"We asked them if a school- teacher came there every afternoon, but they said they had seen no such person."
“我們問他們是不是每天下午都有一個老師去他們那兒，但是他們說沒見過這個人?！?/div>