有誰知道英語的幽默小故事？（最好短一點）

A
schoolteacher
used
to
take
a
short
nap
every
afternoon.
有一位老師每個下午都要打一下盹兒。
When
his
pupils
asked
him
why
he
did
so,
he
said
that
he
went
to
dreamland
to
meet
ancient
sages.
當他的學生問他是怎么回事時，他回答說他到夢境中去見古代的圣人了。
One
extremely
hot
day
some
of
his
pupils
fell
asleep
in
the
classroom_
When
the
school-teacher
chided
them,
they
said,
"We
went
to
meet
the
sages
in
dreamland."
有一天，天氣很熱，有幾個學生在教室里睡著了。當這位老師斥責他們的時候，他們說：“我們去夢里見圣人了。”
"What
did
they
say?"
demanded
the
teacher.
“他們說什么了？”老師問到。
"We
asked
them
if
a
school-
teacher
came
there
every
afternoon,
but
they
said
they
had
seen
no
such
person."
“我們問他們是不是每天下午都有一個老師去他們那兒，但是他們說沒見過這個人。”